One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

My old man says when it's time to be counted, the important thing is to be man enough to stand up.

"I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting" ... "But that's not all people laugh at." "Isn't it? Perhaps I don't grok all its fullness yet. But find me something that really makes you laugh sweetheart... a joke, or anything else- but something that gave you a a real belly laugh, not a smile. Then we'll see if there isn't a wrongness wasn't there." He thought. "I grok when apes learn to laugh, they'll be people."

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.

From the strictest humanitarian viewpoint, any attempt to stop the processes by which over crowded cities purge themselves is not a kindness.