There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

There were many, many times thereafter that Don regretted having enlisted - but so has every man who ever volunteered for military service.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

He's an honest politician--he stays bought.

Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes. Of all the so-called natural human rights that have ever been invented, liberty is least likely to be cheap and is never free of cost.

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.