You live and learn. Or you don't live long.

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.

Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money but long on hugs

A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.

A critic is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased, he hates all creative people equally.

Faith is intellectual laziness.

Every law that was ever written opened up a new way to graft.