You live and learn. Or you don't live long.

Drop dead-but first get permit

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.

Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

The greatest fallacy of democracy is that everyone's opinion is worth the same.

It is a bad sign when the people of a country stop identifying themselves with the country and start identifying with a group. A racial group. Or a religion. Or a language. Anything, as long as it isn't the whole population.

It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion. And usually easier.