People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

Always store beer in a dark place.

A little more money won't do you any good - because daughters can use up ten percent more than a man can make in any normal occupation, regardless of the amount.

But, do you know, once you get used to it's rather cute. I mean, if a girl looks alright to start with, she still looks alright with her head smooth.

I do know that the slickest way to lie is to tell the right amount of truth--then shut up.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.