If I had found out anything, it was that they could print it faster than I could study it.

On two subjects the overwhelming majority of people regarded their own opinions as Absolute Truth, and sincerely believed that anyone who disagreed with them was immoral, outrageous, sinful, sacrilegious, offensive, intolerable, stupid, illogical, treasonable, actionable, against the public interest, ridiculous, and obscene. The two subjects were (of course) sex and religion.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow if tomorrow might improve the odds.

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

As it says in Bible, God fights on side of heaviest artillery.

The golden sunshine of Italy congealed into tears. Here's to alcoholic brotherhood ... much more suited to the frail human soul, if any, than any other sort.

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win.