A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.
Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.
It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
Make money, lose money - who cares? The idea is to enjoy it.
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.
The golden sunshine of Italy congealed into tears. Here's to alcoholic brotherhood ... much more suited to the frail human soul, if any, than any other sort.