Everybody lies about sex.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.

It is better to copulate than never.

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows.

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.