Since when was an emotional argument won by logic?
Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.
The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.
A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.
No woman ever ages beyond eighteen in her heart.
The Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in.