Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.

The most expensive thing in the world is a second-best military establishment, good but not good enough to win.

Man has no moral instinct. He is not born with moral sense. You were not born with it, I was not - and a puppy has none. We acquire moral sense, when we do, through training, experience, and hard sweat of the mind.

Cast me into a dungeon, burn me at the stake, crown me king of kings, I can 'pursue happiness' as long as my brain lives - but neither gods nor saints, wise men nor subtle drugs, can ensure that I will catch it.

Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.

Oh, you have to charge 'em, Jubal. The marks won't pay attention if it's free.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.