That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

The only thing privacy laws accomplish is making the bugs smaller.

The faith in which I was brought up assured me that I was better than other people; I was saved, they were damned.... Our hymns were loaded with arrogance - self-congratulation on how cozy we were with the Almighty and what a high opinion he had of us, what hell everybody else would catch come Judgment Day.