The only thing privacy laws accomplish is making the bugs smaller.

Dad claims that library science is the foundation of all sciences just as math is the key -- and we will survive or founder, depending on how well the librarians do their jobs. Librarians didn't look glamorous to me but maybe Dad had hit on a not very obvious truth.

There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men.

Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.

If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

Marriage is a psychological condition, not a civil contract and a license. Once a marriage is dead, it is dead, and it begins to stink faster than a dead fish.