Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

Democracy is a poor system of government at best; the only thing that can honestly be said in its favor is that it is eight times as good as any other method the human race has ever tried.

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

When he kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe, and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you ... it's overwhelming.

Democracy can survive anything except Democrats

A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.

If an elderly respected expert in a given field tells you that something can be done he is almost certainly right. If an elderly respected expert in a given field tells you that something is impossible, he is almost certainly wrong.