It's a man's business to be what he is, and to be it in style.

Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

Marriage is a psychological condition, not a civil contract and a license. Once a marriage is dead, it is dead, and it begins to stink faster than a dead fish.

Women talk when they want to. Or don't.

Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.