Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.

There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Do-gooding is like treating hemophilia - the real cure is to let hemophiliacs bleed to death...before they breed more hemophiliacs.

Most neuroses and some psychoses can be traced to the unnecessary and unhealthy habit of daily wallowing in the troubles and sins of five billion strangers.

Audacity, always audacity - soundest principal of strategy.

In terms of morals there is no such thing as ‘state.’ Just men. Individuals. Each responsible for his own acts.