Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

Anything free costs twice as much in the long run or turns out worthless.

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.

The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.

Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money but long on hugs

Reason is poor propaganda when opposed by the yammering, unceasing lies of shrewd and evil and self-serving men.