Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.

Dad claims that library science is the foundation of all sciences just as math is the key -- and we will survive or founder, depending on how well the librarians do their jobs. Librarians didn't look glamorous to me but maybe Dad had hit on a not very obvious truth.

If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity.

Figure out for yourself what you want to be really good at, know that you'll never really satisfy yourself that you've made it, and accept that that's okay.

To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.