On two subjects the overwhelming majority of people regarded their own opinions as Absolute Truth, and sincerely believed that anyone who disagreed with them was immoral, outrageous, sinful, sacrilegious, offensive, intolerable, stupid, illogical, treasonable, actionable, against the public interest, ridiculous, and obscene. The two subjects were (of course) sex and religion.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.

Logic is a feeble reed, friend.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.

Responsibility cannot be shared.

It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole heartedly without loving all women somewhat. I suppose that the converse must be true of women.