A boy who gets a C- in 'Appreciation of Television' can't be all bad.

I have never been impressed by the formal schools of ethics.

Circumstances can force your hand. So think ahead!

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

when faced with a problem you do not understand, do any part of it you do understand, then look at it again.

Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How's that again? I missed something.

Any government will work if authority and responsibility are equal and coordinate. This does not insure “good” government, it simply insures that it will work. But such governments are rare — most people want to run things, but want no part of the blame. This used to be called the “backseat driver” syndrome.