Life is short, but the years are long.

Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.

There were many, many times thereafter that Don regretted having enlisted - but so has every man who ever volunteered for military service.

I don't trust a man who talks about ethics when he is picking my pocket. But if he is acting in his own self-interest and says so, I have usually been able to work out some way to do business with him.

Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance --

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.