There ain't no such thing as a free lunch." A Libertarian Movement slogan - The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, 1907.

The death rate is the same for us as for anybody ... one person, one death, sooner or later.

A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

The faith in which I was brought up assured me that I was better than other people; I was saved, they were damned.... Our hymns were loaded with arrogance - self-congratulation on how cozy we were with the Almighty and what a high opinion he had of us, what hell everybody else would catch come Judgment Day.

I believe in the honest craft of workmen.

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.