There ain't no such thing as a free lunch." A Libertarian Movement slogan - The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, 1907.

A slave cannot be freed, save he do it himself. Nor can you enslave a free man; the very most you can do is kill him!

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

The golden sunshine of Italy congealed into tears. Here's to alcoholic brotherhood ... much more suited to the frail human soul, if any, than any other sort.