Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.

The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.

Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.