Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.

There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

First you must learn to control your self. The rest follows. Blessed is he who knows himself and commands himself, for the world is his and love and happiness and peace walk with him wherever he goes.

Certain types of loudmouthism should be a capital offense among decent people.

Civilians are like beans; you buy 'em as needed for any job which merely requires skill and savvy. But you can't buy fighting spirit.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

He's an honest politician--he stays bought.