Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.

Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit

Learn to say No—and to be rude about it when necessary. Otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your own work, and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will nibble away your life and leave none of it for you.

Gentlemen, let's go row!

Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.

Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.