Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.

A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.

Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily.

Violence never settles anything should be debated by the ghosts of Hitler and Stalin, with the city fathers of Carthage as referees.

If you pray hard enough, water will run uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water run uphill, of course!

Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.

When railroading time comes you can railroad—but not before.