Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into a computer, honest figures come out. Never doubted it myself till I met a computer with a sense of humor.

And suddenly I knew I was people and could not stop laughing.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.

Work is not an end in itself; there must always be time enough for love.