A pacifist male is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described "pacifists" are not pacific; they simply assume false colors. When the wind changes, they hoist the Jolly Roger.

People usually believe anything that they are told early and often.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

Life is short, but the years are long.

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.

Jill: 'I don't pay attention to politics.' Ben: 'You should. It's barely less important than your own heart beat.' Jill: 'I don't pay attention to that, either.'

Churches thrive on martyrdom and persecution.