Some logics get nervous breakdowns. Overloaded phone system behaves like frightened child. Mike did not have upsets, acquired sense of humor instead. Low one. If he were a man, you wouldn't dare stoop over. His idea of thigh-slapper would be to dump you out of bed — or put itch powder in pressure suit.

It's better to copulate than not.

Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.

I have never been impressed by the formal schools of ethics.

In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is to never let them find out.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.