Money is the sincerest of all flattery. Women love to be flattered. So do men.

The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best, he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear his shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house.

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

Behind every mystery lies another mystery.

Marriage is a psychological condition, not a civil contract and a license. Once a marriage is dead, it is dead, and it begins to stink faster than a dead fish.

My vocal cords lived their own life, wild and free.