There are two ways of forming an opinion. One is the scientific method; the other, the scholastic. To the scientific mind, experimental proof is all-important, and theory is merely a convenience in description, to be junked when it no longer fits. To the academic mind, authority is everything, and facts are junked when they do not fit theory.

Please don't invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude - and that is the treacherous first step toward complete moral degradation.

If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds.

...more than six people cannot agree on anything, three is better and one is perfect for a job that one can do. This is why parliamentary bodies all through history, when they accomplished anything, owed it to a few strong men who dominated the rest.

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.