Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.

Take care of the cojones and the frijoles will take care of themselves. Try to have getaway money - but don't be fanatic about it.

Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

In a dilemma, it is helpful to change any variable, then reexamine the problem.

I was not offended, my love. An insult is like a drink; it affects one only if accepted. And pride is too heavy baggage for my journey.

A slave cannot be freed, save he do it himself. Nor can you enslave a free man; the very most you can do is kill him!

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.