Always store beer in a dark place.

The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it.

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.

There ought not to be anything in the whole universe that man can't poke his nose into-that's the way we're built and I assume that there's some reason for that.

It is better to copulate than never.

If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion. It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another - but which one? Differences are crucial.

I have never been impressed by the formal schools of ethics.