I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

I took up writing because I needed money. And I continued to write because it's safer than stealing and easier than working.

I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

The early worm deserves the bird.

Death is the lot of us all, and the only way that the human race has ever conquered death is by treating it with contempt. By living every golden minute as if one had all Eternity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Whoring is like military service...okay in the upper brackets, not so good lower down.