Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.

Thou art god, I am god. All that groks is god.

'Savage' describes a cultural condition, not a degree of intelligence.

A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

Marriage is a psychological condition, not a civil contract and a license. Once a marriage is dead, it is dead, and it begins to stink faster than a dead fish.

When you're rich, you don't have friends; you just have endless acquaintances.