Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.

Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

More people worry themselves to death than bleed to death.

Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.

To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.