The most expensive thing in the world is a second-best military establishment, good but not good enough to win.

Library Science is the key to all science, just as mathematics is its language - and civilization will rise or fall, depending on how well librarians do their jobs.

It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws.

Many short-sighted fools think that going to the Moon was just a stunt. But the astronauts knew the meaning of what they were doing, as is shown by Neil Armstrong's first words in stepping down onto the soil of Luna: "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole heartedly without loving all women somewhat. I suppose that the converse must be true of women.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.