Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole heartedly without loving all women somewhat. I suppose that the converse must be true of women.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

"I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting" ... "But that's not all people laugh at." "Isn't it? Perhaps I don't grok all its fullness yet. But find me something that really makes you laugh sweetheart... a joke, or anything else- but something that gave you a a real belly laugh, not a smile. Then we'll see if there isn't a wrongness wasn't there." He thought. "I grok when apes learn to laugh, they'll be people."

More people worry themselves to death than bleed to death.