Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

Never own more than you can carry in both hands at a dead run.

His was not a small mind bothered by logic and consistency.

Gentlemen, let's go row!

God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.

All societies are based on rules to protect pregnant women and young children. All else is surplusage, excrescence, adornment, luxury, or folly which can - and must - be dumped in emergency to preserve this prime function. As racial survival is the only universal morality, no other basic is possible. Attempts to formulate a "perfect society" on any foundation other than "Women and children first!" is not only witless, it is automatically genocidal. Nevertheless, starry-eyed idealists (all of them male) have tried endlessly - and no doubt will keep trying.