A critic is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased, he hates all creative people equally.

It is better to copulate than never.

Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.

But, do you know, once you get used to it's rather cute. I mean, if a girl looks alright to start with, she still looks alright with her head smooth.

Most people who sneer at technology would starve to death if the engineering infrastructure were removed.

There is solemn satisfaction in doing the best you can for eight billion people. Perhaps their lives have no cosmic significance, but they have feelings. They can hurt.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.