Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.

Of all the strange 'crimes' that human beings have legislated out of nothing, 'blasphemy' is the most amazing -- with 'obscenity' and 'indecent exposure' fighting it out for second and third place.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy.

In a family argument, if it turns out you are right, apologize at once.

The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.