I believe that almost all politicians are honest. For every bribed alderman there are hundreds of politicians, low paid or not paid at all, doing their level best without thanks or glory to make our system work. If this were not true, we would never have gotten past the thirteen colonies.

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.

The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with those three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow if tomorrow might improve the odds.

Always store beer in a dark place.

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.