Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.

Drop dead-but first get permit

Library Science is the key to all science, just as mathematics is its language - and civilization will rise or fall, depending on how well librarians do their jobs.

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.

Any group is weaker than a man alone unless they are perfectly trained to work together.