Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

I never do anything I don't want to do. Nor does anyone, but in my case I am always aware of it.

The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with those three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots.

The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit.

I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.