Any group is weaker than a man alone unless they are perfectly trained to work together.

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.

My old man claimed that the more complicated the law the more opportunity for scoundrels.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.