If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.

Women are amazing creatures-sweet, soft, gentle, and far more savage than we are.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

In a mature society, 'civil servant' is semantically equal to 'civil master.'

Once there was a race, quite unlike the human race - quite. I have no way of describing to you what they looked like or how they lived, but they had one characteristic you can understand: they were creative. The creating and enjoying of works of art was their occupation and their reason for being.

Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first!