If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with those three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots.

There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men.

Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily.

Random chance was not a sufficient explanation of the Universe---in fact, random chance was not sufficient to explain random chance; the pot could not hold itself.

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.