If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.

...a book need never die and should not be killed; books were the immortal part of man.

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.

Democracy can survive anything except Democrats

We each have a moral obligation to conserve and preserve beauty in this world; there is none to waste.

Gratitude: An imaginary emotion that rewards an imaginary behavior, altruism. Both imaginaries are false faces for selfishness, which is a real and honest emotion.