I've never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith-it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe.

The worst that can possibly have happened to him is death and that we are all in for---if not this morning, then in days, or weeks, or years at most.

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.

Limiting the freedom of news 'just a little bit' is in the same category with the classic example 'a little bit pregnant.

Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.

The moral difference between a soldier and a civilian is that the soldier accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic of which he is a member. The civilian does not.

When one teaches, two learn.