When one teaches, two learn.

Never own more than you can carry in both hands at a dead run.

Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially.

Learn to say No—and to be rude about it when necessary. Otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your own work, and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will nibble away your life and leave none of it for you.

My dear, I used to think I was serving humanity . . . and I pleasured in the thought. Then I discovered that humanity does not want to be served; on the contrary it resents any attempt to serve it. So now I do what pleases myself.

Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.