Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

The price of freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

Money is the sincerest of all flattery. Women love to be flattered. So do men.

Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit

When I don’t understand, I have an unbearable itch to know why.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.