Do-gooding is like treating hemophilia - the real cure is to let hemophiliacs bleed to death...before they breed more hemophiliacs.

Democracy can survive anything except Democrats

Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, and the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.

when faced with a problem you do not understand, do any part of it you do understand, then look at it again.

Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow if tomorrow might improve the odds.