Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.

Autobiography is usually honest but it is never truthful.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.