There comes a time in the life of every human when he or she must decide to risk ‘his life, his fortune and his sacred honor’ on an outcome dubious. Those who fail the challenge are merely overgrown children, can never be anything else.

Cast me into a dungeon, burn me at the stake, crown me king of kings, I can 'pursue happiness' as long as my brain lives - but neither gods nor saints, wise men nor subtle drugs, can ensure that I will catch it.

We each have a moral obligation to conserve and preserve beauty in this world; there is none to waste.

A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.