Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche.
Everybody lies about sex.
There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized. Or even cured.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
- I'm so busy doing what I must do that I don't have time for what I ought to do... and I never get a chance to do what I want to do! - Son, that's universal. The way to keep that recipe from killing you is occasionally to do what you want to do anyhow.