A little more money won't do you any good - because daughters can use up ten percent more than a man can make in any normal occupation, regardless of the amount.

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.

Small change can often be found under seat cushions.

Don't tell me violence doesn't solve anything. Look at Carthage.

Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.

All my enemies are self-appointed.