A little more money won't do you any good - because daughters can use up ten percent more than a man can make in any normal occupation, regardless of the amount.

Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

The less respect an older person deserves the more certain he is to demand it from anyone younger.

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.

The golden sunshine of Italy congealed into tears. Here's to alcoholic brotherhood ... much more suited to the frail human soul, if any, than any other sort.