Correct morality can only be derived from what man is — not from what do-gooders and well-meaning aunt Nellies would like him to be.

Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows.

To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.

Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.

Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.

By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate those that belong to humanity.