You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.

I'm using myself as a typical 20th century model as I'm trying to make sense out of the world around me.

The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.

Stupidity is like bumping into a wall all the time. After a while you get tired of it and try to look the situation over and see if there’s a doorway somewhere. I think most people eventually do look for the doorway and stop bumping into the wall

Each mans spills the drink he loves.

Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities.

Creativity has a touch of the bizarre