You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.

The minority who actually loves its work seems to be made up chiefly of the writers, dancers, actors and other artists, most scientists above the technician-troll level, computer freaks, and the righteous dope-dealers of California.

"Is," "is," "is" — the idiocy of the word haunts me. If it were abolished, human thought might begin to make sense. I don't know what anything "is"; I only know how it seems to me at this moment.

An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave.

The Constitution admittedly has a few defects and blemishes, but it still seems a hell of a lot better than the system we have now.

There is no complete theory of anything.

My goal is to try to get people into a state of generalized agnosticism, not agnosticism about God alone, but agnosticism about everything.