You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.

I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them.

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or four hundred imbeciles.

If you want to become a concert pianist, do it every day. You want to be a writer, do it every day. You want to become depressed, think depressing thoughts every day. You want to become an optimist, think a cheerful thought every day. Do it every day.

We all see only that which we are trained to see.

I don't believe anything, but I have many suspicions.