If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.

I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination papers, then gohome to tea. Nowadays they seem to feel that they must know just how much we (outside the university) eat, what we do with our spare time, and how we like our eggs.

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.

If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.