Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

In Milwaukee last month a man died laughing over one of his own jokes. That's what makes it so tough for us outsiders. We have to fight home competition.

This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.

Who said time machines haven't been built yet? They already exist. They're called books

There are several ways to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.