In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
Robert BenchleyEngland and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.
Robert BenchleyDachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Robert Benchley