Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

The Great Arizona Desert is full of the bleaching bones of people who waited for me to start something.

I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.